Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Conspiracy Theory

After two weeks of searching I finally found my day planner. Whew… I was lost without that thing. It is so frustrating to have something in your hand one moment and the next it is gone. This is not the only thing missing either. First my glasses disappeared, then my red New Years Eve shirt and then my day planner. I have searched and searched and searched for these items. I do not have hiding places in my house. There are no junk drawers and junk rooms or other places where things might migrate never to be seen again. My house is transparent! Therefore I think it is pretty obvious what is going on here… CIA operatives are apparently confiscating my possessions. Now I can see that my day planner would be of interest and they must have seen me in that red blouse and decided it could be a threat to national security but why do they need my glasses? Maybe they thought my glasses doubled as a secret recording device for covert missions???? Whatever the thinking I would sure appreciate their return. I DO really appreciate getting my planner back. If anyone has any ideas about my glasses or blouse please let me know. It is very flattering, CIA, NSA whoever you are that you would be interested in my things and would think I am privy to national secrets or something but, I am not and I would really like to wear that blouse at the celebration of the opening of the legislative session on Thursday night. So please return my things!!!! :)

This past couple of days have been a little crazy. Everything at work is very hectic and I have several other things going on right now as well, then my car broke down again so trying to juggle vehicles etc. is really fun. (Thanks Del for loaning me your truck for the day, you are a lifesaver!!!) So this morning to add to all of this, I find out that there was a transmission problem with our payroll over the weekend and although it said it was received it was not!!! Now I have angry employees calling because they did not get their direct deposits last night. YIKES!!!!

This next item will only be meaningful to a few of you but I had to tell those of you who will get a kick out of it; while I was hiking this Saturday I ran into Casen Rohner on the trail and he was wearing his “oxygen tank”….

FYI the Suns will be playing the LA Clippers tonight at 7:30. Go Suns!!!

4 comments:

Layne and Kelly Nelson said...

Wow. I wouldn't be surprised to see Casen Rhoner wearing an oxygen tank at the mall just because he thought it looked "astonishing".

Anonymous said...

Yes! The oxygen tank!!! I love it!!!
Also, If you had read the Twilight series, you would know that you are not being watched by the CIA, you are being stalked by a vampire...there's really nothing anyone can do to help you at this point, you're toast. It's been nice knowing you!

CJB said...

I am pretty sure I know who is taking your things. I did see John in a striking red blouse while I was off yesterday (but can't fill it like you do). He is trying to be like Jim & Pam on The Office and make you THINK the CIA is recruiting you. Don't fall for it! Oh, and get some tin foil and make yourself a helmet. You don't want THEM to read your thoughts. Or John either.

Arian said...

I am thinking that if shedding a few tears can get Hillary a win in New Hampshire then surely a few tears from you will get you your red blouse and glasses back... Good luck! :)